Well, it’s been brewing a long time... the diving, the sprawling, the screaming and the whining, but this caps it all off! Christiano Ronaldo scythed down England’s World Cup dreams by backstabbing Wayne Rooney to have our man see red, before quite literally kicking us in the boll*cks by sealing our penalty shoot-out fate.

So if you’re sitting there, as a patriotic English fan, crying into your beer, punching your desktop, or forlornly wondering how you’re going to pick yourself up and get on with the next four years of your life after this harshest of blows... don’t worry, we sympathise with you, and so do the millions of others who have visited this site.

So join them, share your views, vent your frustration, and let’s do what we can to put an end to this tw*t-ish behavior that always seems to leave us good sporting English people reeling.

Together we will unite and re-build Jerusalem... in England’s green and pleasant land!